Holy Rolling to Nutsville
March 2, 2009 by: Dirt QueenPicture this…Nine a.m, just getting to work, haven’t had your first cup of coffee and your boss walks in your office and says “We have a situation.” AWESOME!! I pick up my coffee and drink it as fast as I can as I walk into her office thinking “Seriously WTF??”
So this is the deal…There is a crazy Jesus person in my waiting area handing out Obama bashing fliers stating that he is a “baby killer”where other guests are sitting trying to enjoy there morning coffee or tea in peace. She is also handing out rosaries and speaking to the guests about abortion laws, stem cell research and other ridiculously inappropriate topics. The Director of the Institution I work for had already quietly asked her to stop at which point she very loudly yelled “Freedom of Speech”. So now we are bringing her in the office to not so quietly ask this crazy person to leave the building. At this point all I keep thinking is she is some sort of extremist who at any moment is going to pull out a bomb or gun or some holy water to kill us with. But she didn’t. She did continue to go on and on about how our company supports baby killing and how we have porn in our atrium. “Porn” as in a fashion magazine, that she had folded up under her arm and threw on the Directors desk. At this point I was finding it hard not to laugh. The crazy Jesus lady must have seen me smirk because she looked at me and held up the rosary and said “Do you know where this is from?…Majoria.” I said “What is that?” she said “Where you can see Mary!!!” I said “Who is Mary??” ha-ha. I am asshole I know but I couldn’t help myself. At this point the lady becomes irate and wants desperately to show me something she has in her purse. So she starts dumping it out all over the desk talking about how our company is supposed to be “Green” but we support baby killing. She went on and on for another minute or so but finally we get this crazy person to leave.
Why is it that people think they can just waltz into anywhere and push their beliefs on anyone? Do they really think this is okay? What if I went into this ladies place of business and started to hand out anti-religion fliers. By the way the fliers she was handing out also had her logo for her stain glass business and her name and phone number. Therefor she was soliciting. Trying to make a buck off her ridiculous beliefs. Doesn’t she know that we don’t mix Religion and Politics…Period.
Seriously watch out for these people, the holier than thou people, they are the ones than blow up buildings and kill in the name of whoever they believe “told them to do it” Come on now, get a fucking grip.
Wow. When you told me this story, I was made really aggravated. The audacity of some of these people to do such things is enough to make a normal person want to shove their book of drivel down their throats. I’m especially entertained with this story because the woman had her piece of shit trinket on the front because she’s trying to make a buck (in the name of “the lord” I’m sure).
These kinds of people piss me off. What if I go into their businesses and start preaching about my views and beliefs? These are the kinds of people who feel like they have a right to not be offended, fucking ridiculous. Oh, you have “PORN” in your waiting room. There’s much more out their “poisoning” the minds of people……people like this woman.
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Wow, she totally sounds like she’s koo koo for coco puffs. Honestly, I never understood these people, I first thought it was just b/c they were so passionate about something but now I’m starting to think it’s because they lack passion. They need something to feel their void so they throw all their energy into preaching about something that no one wants to hear about. My question is, “Doesn’t she have a job?”.