Queen Of The Dirt

Ok. I admit it. I have a myspace…don’t most people?? Well I remember when the whole mood/status thing first started, I thought to myself, “How dumb. Who cares what people are doing and feeling!!” But of course I started updating my status and mood like everyone else. Now don’t get me wrong, I am not treating it like it’s Twitter or anything. I am not updating it everytime I go to the bathroom, gym, to see a movie or going to bed. However I do post things that I am excited about and looking forward too, like “I can’t wait til Jazz Fest” or “Had a great weekend” Point is, I feel there are some things that should be left to ourselves. We do not need to advertise when we are mad at our boyfriends, had a fight with our best friends or threw up  because we drank too much.

SO…my idea is to give you real life examples or status updates (from my friends) that are stupid, weird, funny, and contain TMI!!

• I feel like a complete bowl of doo doo. going to the gym then work tonight.
• I HAVE PNEMONIA..SAY A PRAYER FOR MY MOM.SHE HAS A BLOOD CLOT IN HER ARTERY IN HER LEG..MY BROTHER IN LAW HAVEIN BACK SURGERY TODAY
• K-STONES MOVING AROUND, AND FORGET ABOUT TRYING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. MAYBE TO MUCH INFO.LOL.
• Wow. one word sums it all up…cunt.
• about to shit, shower, and shave.
• going to pick up the midgets at the airport, then feed them boiled crawfish bc they like eating things their size. holla.
•  prob put herself back at square one in his eyes by having a voice last night…
• wonders y some ppl jus cant be honest!!!! o’well f*^k U!!!!!
• BEEN VERY SORE & TIRED..TODAY SEEMS TO BE A BETTER DAY..LOOKIN FORWARD TO SOME GET WELL CARDS IN THE MAIL..IF U NEED MY ADDRESS ASK ME..

These are just a handful of the status updates that I have seen over the last few weeks. 

Seriously…Some things should be kept to yourself.